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1O weird and wacky hotels for a unique Valentine’s Day

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Whether you’re a fan of all-out opulence or prefer tranquil luxury, we’ve selected some of the UK’s finest hotels for an unforgettable Valentine’s Day. Happy love day!

House of Gods, Edinburgh

For some, romance should be celebrated in a peaceful and secluded countryside setting. For others, it’s all about dark, mysterious interiors and a covert inner-city location. If the latter sounds more like your cup of tea, let us introduce you to House of Gods. Situated in the centre of Edinburgh’s Old Town, surrounded by historical sites and wholesome shops, this glamorous hotel awaits those looking for something on the wilder side — and wild it most certainly is. Voted Sunday Times Best Hotel in Scotland in 2020, House of Gods offers an unrivalled romantic escape for couples seeking indulgence, boasting dark interiors, plush rooms and four-poster beds. With a ‘press for prosecco’ button, midnight milk and cookies service and breakfast in bed, House of Gods treats every guest like they’re famous — and that’s its exact ethos. You can even summon a mixologist to prepare cocktails in your room and order a pizza to be delivered while you wait. houseofgodshotel.com

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House of Gods

nhow, London

Located in Shoreditch, East London, this fun hotel boasts colourful, riotous design touches including a Big Ben rocket in the lobby and bedrooms with colourful front doors. If your pet pooch is third wheeling, it’s the perfect option, as the dog-friendly rooms feature plush bedding for all four-legged friends, as well as toys and treats. The best part? The hotel has launched two new packages for Valentine’s Day. With the Love Heart add-on, you can enjoy a bottle of prosecco, heart-shaped balloons, homemade sweets and a personalised mirror message to your partner. Those of you wanting to take the romance up a level can select the True Romantic package, which adds LED candles and rose petals for a super-sexy stay. You can get a flower bouquet delivered to your room, too. nh-hotels.com

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Prestonfield House, Edinburgh

Owned by Scottish restaurateur and hotelier James Thomson, 23-bedroom Prestonfield House blends luxury with rich aristocratic history. If a city stay with a secluded feel is what you’re after, this decadent five-star hotel ticks the box thanks to its location in Holyrood Park, near Arthur’s Seat. With rooms boasting antique furniture and characterful beds dressed in fine fabrics and piled high with cushions, this is a great spot for fans of traditional, plush décor, although you’ll still find modern touches — notably in some of the dishes served at Rhubarb, the hotel’s signature restaurant. That said, it’s the classically opulent rooms that make a stay here beautifully romantic. prestonfield.com

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Prestonfield House

The Corner, East London

For many, Valentine’s Day is all about reconnecting, stepping away from the distractions of life and enjoying quality time with your loved one. At The Corner, the team are eager to help you do just that. Located in East London, the hotel will facilitate your romantic rekindling through its Valentine’s Day package, which includes a complimentary bottle of prosecco as well as phone lock boxes — encouraging you to embrace intimacy with no digital distractions. Combine a snug and private room with a super king size bed and mood lighting and what do you get? A truly uninterrupted romantic escape. thecornerlondoncity.co.uk

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The Hamlet at Salmesbury Hall, Preston

It doesn’t get much more unique than a shepherd’s hut. If you’ve been considering a playful escape to a little lodge but aren’t willing to be without the usual touches expected on a weekend away, The Hamlet at Salmesbury Hall has got you covered. Its huts come complete with double beds, memory foam mattresses, electricity, heating, hot water and a power shower. There’s a firepit located just outside, too, so you can sit out to gaze at the stars without getting too chilly. The next morning, wander around the grounds and explore Salmesbury Hall, taking in its new art installation, Love Never Dies, that tells a 16th-century tale of love beyond the grave — a perfect (if slightly ominous) way to celebrate the season. samlesburyhall.co.uk

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The Hamlet

The Castle at Edgehill, Oxfordshire

The Castle at Edgehill stands near the fields where the first major battle of the English Civil War fought on English soil took place in 1642. It’s the perfect bolthole for a romantic escape, with just five guest bedrooms, four of which are in two castellated towers promising seclusion and privacy. Incredible scenic walks can be enjoyed nearby, and you’ll be welcomed back by a roaring fire and delectable dinner. Open daily for lunch and dinner, the Castle’s restaurant boasts a menu of modern British cuisine with innovative touches and pub classics, using local suppliers and artisan makers to showcase the finest produce available. castleatedgehill.co.uk

Amberley Castle, Amberley

Those keen to step back in time this Valentine’s Day and dine in historic grandeur should head to Amberley Castle. With 12 acres of gardens to peruse at your leisure, as well as 900-year-old castle walls and historic guest bedrooms filled with antique features, this getaway is impossibly romantic. Think inviting drawing rooms, roaring log fires and candlelit dining. If you’re a sucker for a royal connection, this is the stay for you, as Amberley has seen the likes of Henry VIII and Queen Elizabeth II visit in the past. This year, the castle will host a special Valentine’s Day Dinner, consisting of a jaw-dropping seven courses served under the 12th-century barrel-vaulted ceiling of its atmospheric restaurant. amberleycastle.co.uk

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Amberley Castle

Crazy Bear, Beaconsfield

Previously crowned one of the best new hotels in the world by Conde Nast, it’s safe to say that the Crazy Bear is a fabulous choice for a romantic escape. Home to 45 individually designed bedrooms with a dark atmosphere, velvet-clad walls and regal beds, as well as a safari-themed bar, this hotel is as wacky as it is wonderful. When it comes to dining, choose from two divine restaurants, one serving British cuisine and the other boasting Thai dishes. If elaborate decor, eccentric details and a rose petal-covered bed is what you had in mind for your Valentine’s Day celebrations, you need look no further than here. crazybeargroup.co.uk

 

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Port Lympne Hotel and Reserve, Kent

If you ask us, nothing says romance like a getaway among the wonders of the animal kingdom. At Port Lympne Hotel and Reserve, you can hold hands while you discover and meet enchanting animals from across the world. A Valentine’s Day package here combines luxury and intimacy with exploration and curiosity as you embark on a truck safari, enjoy sparkling wine and chocolates in your room and delight in a three-course dinner with your loved one. After breakfast in the morning, you can hop on your own private golf buggy and immerse yourself in nature. The best part? As the evening draws to a close, you’ll take in the sunset while toasting marshmallows over the firepit, before settling into your private hideaway. Sounds like a dream to us. aspinallfoundation.org

The Bodmin Jail Hotel, Cornwall

Ever wondered what it would be like to spend a night behind bars? This Valentine’s Day could be your chance to experience the real deal. This hotel, which has been transformed from an 18th century prison into a boutique accommodation steeped in luxury, promises a stay like no other. Not only will you get to experience impeccable hospitality and service, including warm and cosy guest rooms, but you’ll be in a perfect position to explore Cornwall’s rich and diverse history, from the Eden Project to The Cornwall County Showground. This Valentine’s Day, you can lock yourselves into your cell to enjoy a chilled bottle of Prosecco before delighting in an elegant five course dinner, served in the hotel’s signature restaurant. bodminjailhotel.com

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